Work amusements

• In a meeting, with someone on the conference phone - I sneeze. Loudly. This causes the loud-detector of the phone to put it into mute (presumably to protect the ears of the person on the other end). When we unmute, that person says "goodness, I had to look in the direction of St Louis to see if there was a mushroom cloud..."


• Person 1: Why did I get this email?
  Person 2: It's for some software which we license. I was told to put the team's email on it rather than mine, in case I get run over by a bus.
  Person 3: Oooh... Can I watch?
  Person 4: Oooh... Can I drive?